December162013

I had no clue Porter Ridge was such a big deal…

I live in Spencer, Indiana which is where this show “Porter Ridge” is filmed. I knew the show was on television, and I knew that Elvis Larry was on the show, but I’d never seen it because it’s not my kind of  television. I prefer shows of the Scifi variety. I work in a preschool class where his grandson apparently goes. I see him a couple times a week when he picks him up from school. To me… he was just an older fella with awesome sideburns. Today, Elvis Larry came to eat lunch with his grandson. We had no idea that it would be such a big deal. I spent the entire half hour lunch trying to keep kids from swarming him and his grandson while they ate lunch together. “Wow” is all I have to say.



Playing security for a famous person… Not as fun as you might think.

Afterwards, I apologized to him just in case I seemed mean yelling at all the kids to stay away from him and his grandson because it was beginning to get to his grandson because he didn’t understand. He’s only five for crying out loud. He said, “Oh that’s ok. Don’t worry about it. I had no idea that it would blow up like that.” The other preschool teacher’s assistant started talking to him and he said, “You know, my biggest fans are children. I don’t know why! I don’t know why they’d love such an ugly old man, but…” And he shrugged while he trailed off.

Apparently, Elvis Larry had no idea how famous he was… and neither did anyone else until today.


December32013

One thing I’ve learned about working in an elementary school around 4 and 5 year olds is that when a child falls and scrapes their knee, asking them if they’d like it chopped off isn’t as funny as you’d expect it to turn out.

November232013
12AM

etsy:

archiemcphee:

These amazing photos were taken by Russian photographer Alexey Kljatov, who adapted his camera in order to achieve remarkably close-up focus on individual snowflakes after they’ve fall on the ground. He illuminates his shots with a flashlight and the background texture is dark wool fabric.

Alexy’s images reveal the unique geometric shapes of each snowflake with such astonishing clarity that it’s easy to forget just how tiny they really are. Visit Alexey Kljatov’s Flickr stream to view many more of his remarkable snowflake photos.

[via My Modern Metropolis]

We’re dreaming of snow.

(via thetruth-in-your-lies)

12AM

gnarly:

single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

…This just made my entire day sad.

(via thetruth-in-your-lies)

12AM

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

(via thetruth-in-your-lies)

12AM

DEAR DAVID TENNANT,

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

sarcastic-sherlock:

winterinthetardis:

WHY THE HELL

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CAN YOU NOT

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FREAKING

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CLOSE

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BOTH OF

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YOUR EYES

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AT THE

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SAME TIME

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WHEN YOU BLINK?!

Don’t be stupid

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man, fuck this post

(via troublemakingmarauder)

12AM
thetruth-in-your-lies:

noface1:

crowdog66:

emir-dynamite:

tekaihau:

the-city-mouse:

ros3bud009:

ravenclawssaywhat:

tordles:

hotmilkytea:

asanohikariwo:

nicollini:

wtf-skittens:

dawntreaderflynne:

mimeparadox:

Mercenary—and since I’m not Guts, “forever” would probably end up being a very short time.  Or, if we go his current manga status quo—unemployed.

I am Fievel Mousekewitz.  I am an adorable little immigrant who comes up with ideas to overthrow oppressive regimes.  And I make people weep uncontrollably when I am reunited with my family.

I’m now the Asgardian god of thunder.
I am TOTALLY okay with this. :D

Hell Yeah! I am a witch hunter!

…I’m the king of Halloween Town? Well in my case it would be queen

FETCH MY JAEGER I’M GOING HUNTING

gOD DAMN IT TEA NOT FAIR
i dont want to be thor like five other people are thor

serial killer or fbi agent.
….okay.

Guys my job is now to be ThorI uh

I’m either a vampire or a twelve-year-old boy, depending on whether you think Michael or Sam is the protagonist of The Lost Boys.

odd jobs in horrible hungarian winters?

…professional obnoxious leftist bloviator?

I build fantastic machines that make food fall from the sky! :)

…..I work at the Krusty Krab.

soo uhh mulan

You’re a cross dresser.

thetruth-in-your-lies:

noface1:

crowdog66:

emir-dynamite:

tekaihau:

the-city-mouse:

ros3bud009:

ravenclawssaywhat:

tordles:

hotmilkytea:

asanohikariwo:

nicollini:

wtf-skittens:

dawntreaderflynne:

mimeparadox:

Mercenary—and since I’m not Guts, “forever” would probably end up being a very short time.  Or, if we go his current manga status quo—unemployed.

I am Fievel Mousekewitz.  I am an adorable little immigrant who comes up with ideas to overthrow oppressive regimes.  And I make people weep uncontrollably when I am reunited with my family.

I’m now the Asgardian god of thunder.

I am TOTALLY okay with this. :D

Hell Yeah! I am a witch hunter!

…I’m the king of Halloween Town? Well in my case it would be queen

FETCH MY JAEGER I’M GOING HUNTING

gOD DAMN IT TEA NOT FAIR

i dont want to be thor like five other people are thor

serial killer or fbi agent.

….okay.

Guys my job is now to be Thor
I uh

I’m either a vampire or a twelve-year-old boy, depending on whether you think Michael or Sam is the protagonist of The Lost Boys.

odd jobs in horrible hungarian winters?

…professional obnoxious leftist bloviator?

I build fantastic machines that make food fall from the sky! :)

…..I work at the Krusty Krab.

soo uhh mulan

You’re a cross dresser.

(Source: astroextensionist)

November222013

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

Oh baby.

(via thetruth-in-your-lies)

11PM

hiddlestoned-sherloki:

superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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